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3 days of clothes

So I recently came into a shitload of clothing. All for free.Some of it I came by legitimately – my grandma gave it to me. But the rest of it is a little more sketchy. Not like illegal sketchy, just morally sketchy.

My brother’s girlfriend was moving houses or some shit liddat, I can’t really remember, and she stored a ton of her clothes at my house. She ended up moving to another, her and my brother broke up, and her clothes were still at my house…

She never asked for them back and she didn’t take them with her to her new city, so… I ended up taking them. I mean if this shit’s going to be sitting in my house and no one’s going to claim it, I want it. Who doesn’t want free clothes?!

So Miranda, if you’re reading this, sorry. I’m jacking your clothes!


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Bimbo Time

It’s been a while since I’ve bimbo’d, so here we gooooooooooo

If you look closely, you can see a couple of my Harry Potter pictures… Nerd life! It’s depressing that I never got to go to Hogwarts or have magic or do anything ba with my youth…

I got the hat as a gift and, to be honest, I was pissed when I got it. it was covered with fur/lint/hair and there weren’t any tags or anything… So I knew it was something that the person had already used and just wanted to get rid of, so they gave it to me as a present. I’m fine with that since I don’t really know her that well, but she could’ve fucking cleaned it a little. I think it’s rude to gift someone a present that’s covered with shit. Serious slap to the face.

She’s always been a giant bitch to me and I have no idea why. Like I’m sorry that you’re old, single, and jobless and you feel the need to take it out on some random person. I may not be the nicest person in the world, but at least I don’t vent my anger out on people I don’t even know very well.

I’m going to think of something super intelligent for my next post, so that it’ll counteract the bimbo-ness of this post.

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Easy Ways to Make Your Face Look Slimmer!

No one likes looking like a hippo. And if you’re like me, you’re too lazy to workout and food is too good to limit your eating. So here are some super easy, effortless ways to make your face look slimmer!

  1. Don’t chew a lot of super chewy food. So things like caramel, meat, toffee, and… GUM! Chewing works out the muscles in your jaws and all this excessive chewing can make these muscles get bigger. This’ll make your jaw look bigger, which will make your face look bigger. So choose foods that are easier to chew and use mints instead of gum.
  2. Don’t eat foods with a lot of sodium. Salt causes your body to retain water. This means that you’ll look more puffy and bigger because you’ve got so much water in you.
  3. Use bronzer! If you apply bronzer under your cheekbones and along your jawline, it’ll create the illusion of a smaller face. The shadows will make you look slimmer and more defined.

Easy right? Good luck with your new, slimmer looking face!

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kuro no kaminoke

A bunch of random photos from after I dyed my hair! I’m digging the black~ Even though I love my natural hair color, I think it’ll be a long time before I got back to it. I’m thinking blonde/light brown for the next time I dye. What do you think?

1. Side ponies are my new fave. They’re so much more chic than just a regular center pony tail, yeah?

2. I was at some lingerie / bathing suit store cause bfrench93 needed a new swim suit. She’s going to Galapagos over Spring Break… lucky bitch!

3. Stuffed animals are sooooo cute! I wanna collection of them so that when I’m old and #foreveralone I can pretend they’re my friends.

4. Went shopping in Chinatown. I love going there, even though downtown is so sketch. I made the circle scarf fyi!


6. I don’t really know what exactly I was trying to do here… be posh? chic? cool? wtf la. At least my nails are painted nicely~


8. I MADE A HAIR BOW! I am ridiculously proud of this! Super cute right? It made me feel like Minnie Mouse or something. Black hair = cute overload la.

Maybe I’ll make a hair tutorial on the hair bow. What do you think?




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Just being cute

1. laaaaave him.

2. I don’t even know how he makes this face… like wtf is that? ahaha

3. Fail at making a heart~ This is why you never try to do anything cool with little kids la. They just don’t know ahaha

In other news, I’m going on a new diet/exercise thing. Knowing me, I’ll probably give up in about a week… I need a personal trainer or something~ Then I’d at least have some motivation. Exercise is so hard and food is sooooooooooooooooooo good. /fatkid

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I feel like I have a ton of scarves. They are like the ultimate fashion accessory: they’re warm and cute. When it’s fucking freezing outside I don’t want to freeze my ass off, so I wear scarves. It annoys me so much when people go outside looking like shit once the temperature reaches the negatives. PEOPLE CAN STILL SEE YOU! Idiots.

1. Penguin fashion model. Cute max! I love love love penguin toys/stuffed animals~ I only have a few penguin things though… Maybe I’ll have to turn into a crazy penguin lady and buy more stuff, lol

2. Got this scarf for Christmas. It’s super cute and it’s the only white scarf I have. But it’s itchy as fuck! It makes me want to rip off my skin wherever it touches me. I wanna wear it so bad! But it’s just too uncomfortable :< depression.

3. Stole this one from my mom. She used to always ask for it back, but I think she’s just given up now. Ahahaha so if you ever want new clothes just jack some from someone and ignore them when they ask for it back~ Your friends and family might hate you but hey! you’d have a nice wardrobe!

4. I like stuff with snowflakes on it, but I’m beginning to hate snow. So ironic la~

5. I think this is like the only thing I wear that has stripes on it. I feel like stripes make me look like a fucking hippo, ok? And no one wears vertical stripes ’cause that just looks weird. The only people who can wear horizontal stripes and look good are like people with no boobs/hips. A.k.a men. Skinny men. Or like super model women.

6. LOVE this scarf! It’s so warm and it’s super long (twss) This is one of the only scarves that I bought with my own money. Most of the other ones were gifts and stuff like that.

7. Scarf for breast cancer! Cute and for a good cause! I actually didn’t know that it was for breast cancer but then I was making a cardi and there was the symbol on the bottom of the scarf.

Speaking of breast cancer, I am so scared to get my boobs checked or w/e, cause that’s some random person feeling up your chest… I know it has to be done but it just sounds so awkward la! and embarrassing. Gehhhhhh

8. I always want to wear my scarves like this, but I always feel like people who wear religious headgear like this will think I’m making fun of them or something. Maybe if I’m ever famous  I’ll be able to do it cause famous people wear scarves like this sometimes, right?

9. This is the pink version of the scarf above. Both scarves are like double sided with like different shades of that color, which is pretty sweet cause it’s like a 2 in 1 deal. And it’s not like tacky 2 tones where it’s like 2 completely different colors or something

10. My favorite way to wear a scarf lately! It looks more intricate than just a looped scarf or a knot or w/e la. This scarf has the nicest shade, so niceeeee!

I remember reading somewhere that women wearing red get asked out more often or something like that. Cause apparently men associate red with romance and sexy times and all that jazz. I don’t really know if this is true or what, but idk if you’re really desperate or something maybe wearing red will help your cause?

But don’t blame me if no one asks you out ok? ‘Cause it’s not my fault la. Maybe you’re just ugly or something… just kidding! No one hate me.

11. I don’t actually wear this one as a fashion scarf. It’s more of an outdoors when it’s freezing scarf.

12. Same goes for this one. It actually came as part of a hat-scarf set but the hat was ugly as balls, so I got rid of it.

13. The print on this one is weird, but I like it anyways. I don’t really have any purple clothing, so this is nice.

I have a gray scarf that’s like this, but it’s checker print. I can’t find it, so you’ll just have to imagine! I also have another gray scarf that’s m.i.a, but it’s also an outdoorsy one since it’s made of feltish material or something super heavy like that~

If you want to know how to put the scarf on like I did in the pictures, just leave a comment and I’ll reply ^^

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Closet Raid

I was over at my friend’s house last night and ended up having a night of beautification.

1. I curled my hair, which I don’t normally do because it’s so. much. effort. And because it takes a ton of time and I am always running late in the mornings. I’d curl it the night before but my hair gets all greasy and disgusting after I sleep… boo!

2. Bailey had a bunch of headbands so I had a mini headband fashion show, lol! (and yes, I was camwhoring while she was in the room~ whatever lah) I never really wear bows because I feel like they make me look younger than I am and people ALWAYS think I’m like 12, so I’m not a fan of looking younger right now. In the future, I’ll probably be all about looking as young as possible.

I think I may have to risk looking like a little kid though ’cause bows are so cuuuuuuute!

3. Rockin the Boho-look. In real life it looked kind of stupid but in pictures it looked nice… wtf?

4. I started off in sweats, but then Bailey was dressed nice and we were going out for supper… So I raided her closet and tadaaaa! I felt like the shorter, Asian, slut-ish version of Bailey~ I have to admit wearing someone else’s clothes is the fun.

5. Bailey told me she liked this gold headband on me, so I ended up wearing that one. Then I snatched her cardigan ’cause it had gold buttons. The only things that are mine that I’m wearing are the tanktop and tights.

6. Me and Bailey all dressed up and ready to go out for food. We went out for bulgogi again… SO GOOD! Seriously, the meat was just the greatest thing of my life. And people are probably gonna be like, you perv talking about how much you love meat! But it is so delicious~

Speaking of delicious, our waiter was quite cute. I’m not going to lie, I quite enjoyed having him serve us~ And he had quite soft hands. I know because of some nice hand brushing actions going on LOL

Seriously, I’m talking about how much I love meat and touching some random guy… so hentai lah~ ahahah

7. It looks like I’m laughing at a joke or talking to someone or something, right? But actually I was just pretending. Ahahaha! So if you ever want to fool people into thinking that you were being lame by yourself, just look away from the camera and laugh~

8 + 9. Sticking out my tongue the cute way?

10. Being cute some moar~! This one is my favorite camwhore shot of the night. I love how my hair is just flowing around~

Next time we go out to eat at that place, I am totally going to try and finangle myself into the cute guy’s section!

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