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3 days of clothes

So I recently came into a shitload of clothing. All for free.Some of it I came by legitimately – my grandma gave it to me. But the rest of it is a little more sketchy. Not like illegal sketchy, just morally sketchy.

My brother’s girlfriend was moving houses or some shit liddat, I can’t really remember, and she stored a ton of her clothes at my house. She ended up moving to another, her and my brother broke up, and her clothes were still at my house…

She never asked for them back and she didn’t take them with her to her new city, so… I ended up taking them. I mean if this shit’s going to be sitting in my house and no one’s going to claim it, I want it. Who doesn’t want free clothes?!

So Miranda, if you’re reading this, sorry. I’m jacking your clothes!

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Scarves

I feel like I have a ton of scarves. They are like the ultimate fashion accessory: they’re warm and cute. When it’s fucking freezing outside I don’t want to freeze my ass off, so I wear scarves. It annoys me so much when people go outside looking like shit once the temperature reaches the negatives. PEOPLE CAN STILL SEE YOU! Idiots.


1. Penguin fashion model. Cute max! I love love love penguin toys/stuffed animals~ I only have a few penguin things though… Maybe I’ll have to turn into a crazy penguin lady and buy more stuff, lol


2. Got this scarf for Christmas. It’s super cute and it’s the only white scarf I have. But it’s itchy as fuck! It makes me want to rip off my skin wherever it touches me. I wanna wear it so bad! But it’s just too uncomfortable :< depression.


3. Stole this one from my mom. She used to always ask for it back, but I think she’s just given up now. Ahahaha so if you ever want new clothes just jack some from someone and ignore them when they ask for it back~ Your friends and family might hate you but hey! you’d have a nice wardrobe!


4. I like stuff with snowflakes on it, but I’m beginning to hate snow. So ironic la~


5. I think this is like the only thing I wear that has stripes on it. I feel like stripes make me look like a fucking hippo, ok? And no one wears vertical stripes ’cause that just looks weird. The only people who can wear horizontal stripes and look good are like people with no boobs/hips. A.k.a men. Skinny men. Or like super model women.


6. LOVE this scarf! It’s so warm and it’s super long (twss) This is one of the only scarves that I bought with my own money. Most of the other ones were gifts and stuff like that.


7. Scarf for breast cancer! Cute and for a good cause! I actually didn’t know that it was for breast cancer but then I was making a cardi and there was the symbol on the bottom of the scarf.

Speaking of breast cancer, I am so scared to get my boobs checked or w/e, cause that’s some random person feeling up your chest… I know it has to be done but it just sounds so awkward la! and embarrassing. Gehhhhhh


8. I always want to wear my scarves like this, but I always feel like people who wear religious headgear like this will think I’m making fun of them or something. Maybe if I’m ever famous  I’ll be able to do it cause famous people wear scarves like this sometimes, right?


9. This is the pink version of the scarf above. Both scarves are like double sided with like different shades of that color, which is pretty sweet cause it’s like a 2 in 1 deal. And it’s not like tacky 2 tones where it’s like 2 completely different colors or something


10. My favorite way to wear a scarf lately! It looks more intricate than just a looped scarf or a knot or w/e la. This scarf has the nicest shade, so niceeeee!

I remember reading somewhere that women wearing red get asked out more often or something like that. Cause apparently men associate red with romance and sexy times and all that jazz. I don’t really know if this is true or what, but idk if you’re really desperate or something maybe wearing red will help your cause?

But don’t blame me if no one asks you out ok? ‘Cause it’s not my fault la. Maybe you’re just ugly or something… just kidding! No one hate me.


11. I don’t actually wear this one as a fashion scarf. It’s more of an outdoors when it’s freezing scarf.


12. Same goes for this one. It actually came as part of a hat-scarf set but the hat was ugly as balls, so I got rid of it.

13. The print on this one is weird, but I like it anyways. I don’t really have any purple clothing, so this is nice.

I have a gray scarf that’s like this, but it’s checker print. I can’t find it, so you’ll just have to imagine! I also have another gray scarf that’s m.i.a, but it’s also an outdoorsy one since it’s made of feltish material or something super heavy like that~

If you want to know how to put the scarf on like I did in the pictures, just leave a comment and I’ll reply ^^

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Wearing PJs out of the house…

Why do people do it? I’d like to know where they got the idea that it’s ok to go out in their pajamas. Because it’s not.

The only time, ever, that it’s alright to wear them outside of the privacy of your home is when there is an emergency. And I’m not talking about an I-have-nothing-to-wear-so-I’m-gonna-wear-this emergency. I’m talking about a my-house-is-on-fire-and-I-have-3-seconds-to-get-out-before-I-am-burnt-to-a-crisp-and-end-up-looking-like-2-face emergency.

Nobody wants to see you in your pajamas. They are for HOME USE ONLY. If it was alright to wear pjs in public, then there wouldn’t be a pajama section would there? Fuck.

It’s so sloppy and lazy. Not to mention it’s visually unappealing to see people roaming around in pajamas. I mean, maybe when you were like 5 years old and it was PJ day at school it was cute, but now? No way in hell.

Save the sight of your sorry ass in pjs for private viewing. I’m talking friends, family, maybe your significant other. Not the entire population of the city. Thanks.

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How to turn a scarf into a cardigan

If you remember I wore a scarf as a cardi on New Years and I decided that I might as well share my way of doing it. It’s super easy and looks pretty dece after wards. So if you need a cardigan and don’t have enough money (or are too lazy) to buy one, here a quickie solution!

What you’ll need:

  • scarf (any scarf that isn’t square. and remember: the wider your scarf, the longer your cardi)
  • pins


Fold your scarf in half and mark where the middle is. You can just use your fingers as a placeholder~


Fold the ends in so that they meet in the middle.


Pin the ends together and to the back of the scarf. I prefer to use two pins because it’s sturdier but you can you however many you want. You can also put them parallel, like I did, or put them in an X shape. Whatever floats your boat.

If you really dig your scarf as a cardigan, you can even sew it together. I just like to pin it because it means I can still use it as a scarf too. The more ways you can wear something, the better.


And viola! You’ve got a chic new cardi to wear around.

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Makeup Challenge: Day 29

Does my room not look like a giant shithole? So ghetto lah! But I do enjoy my Harry Potter wall decorations~ Eye heart hairy ♥

What I wore:

  • cover up, foundation, and powder
  • brown, bronze, and white eye shadows
  • black gel liner (I finally found it!!)
  • blush
  • mascara

OMG tomorrow is the last day…! I don’t know whether to be excited or now, haha! I think I’m gonna do something extreme, so you better be ready!

 

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Makeup Challenge: Day 28

What I wore:

  • cover up, foundation, powder
  • blush
  • white, pink, and black eye shadows
  • green liner
  • mascara

 

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Makeup Challenge: Days 26 and 27

Day 26


I hope you guys had a great boxing day and got lots of things at cheap prices! I, unfortunately didn’t get to go shopping since I got dragged to an event with my step-family. /sigh. I can barely stand doing things with my own family, let alone with a bunch of people who I barely know.

What I wore:

  • cover up, foundation, powder
  • mascara
  • black stick liner (I lost my gel one somewhere in my room :< )
  • light and dark brown eye shadows (I know you can’t really tell. fack you, camera!)
  • highlighter

Day 27


The hat I’m wearing is my new favorite piece of winter clothing. It’s so cute! And it’s one of those things that you can wear with practically any outfit. Also, it was only 5 dollars! I adore it.

What I wore:

  • sage, light green, gold, brown and white eye shadows
  • cover up, foundation, powder
  • mascara

 

 

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